Intro

I am currently very normal and this fact depresses me.

This diary charts my attempt, starting today, to becoming AWESOME.

This all started on the London to Pinhoe train, travelling home after a glum day, when it hit me:

I’m 27 and not yet awesome.

How did this happen?! I had always kinda hoped I’d pretty much be Beyonce by now…

After first being struck into a pit of despair and anguish, I pulled myself together and decided to Take Action.

This blog is to log my progress along the heady path ahead.